Wednesday, May 6, 2009

FUNNY LANGUAGE: ENGLISH

English is one of the hardest languages to learn. Teachers, please share this little exercise during your Language class. Parents, please confuse your little ones learning to read.

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object.
11) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
12) They were too close to the door to close it.
13) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
14) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
15) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.


1 comment:

Martha said...

Hahaha, this was hilarious! I actually read each one to myself...it's challenging! My Grade 4 self would have LOVED this exercise!